📁 麦格教授，

Twas in the year 1877 and in Dundee's holiday week When a weaver named McGonagall began his fortune for to seek He took his pen and wrote a verse about Gilfillan of Dundee And thus began a career of great notoriety For William's muse drew him to write on subjects grave and sad And the fruits of his labours were so uniformly bad That many men of learning are often heard to say That McGonagall is quite the worst poet of his own or any other day If you read his dreadful verse, you'll find after a while That upon your lips you'll scarce be able to suppress a smile So three cheers for McGonagall, Poet and Tragedian Bonny Dundee's favourite son, and finest of comedians. -- Chris Hunt, category editor (after William McGonagall)